QUICK LINKS TO NEAT STUFF
Announcing our daughter, DEMERISE!
Stephanie and I got MARRIED!
Eat some Phood!
Read A Cartoon!
Check out my MUSIC files!!
Check out my rhyming story-poem, HOPKINS!!

What's this web site?

Hi. I'm Joseph Calzaretta. Saltine.org is my home page.
If you found your way here and you don't know me
and you're not looking for some random guy's personal playground...
well, you might want to sit down for this:
you're in the wrong place.
Otherwise, ENJOY my self-indulgent nonsense!

What's the big deal about a home page anyway?

I have a home page because I think that what we really need to do during the short time we have in this world is to reach out to others.
I want people to know who I am and what I do and what I like because I'm trying to establish and record my existence in the minds of others, however transitory such existence is.
Thank you for reading my home page. 

Originally Created: July 23, 1995
Most recent change: Jul 2006: Demerise site